“Dealer high on own supply says everyone should get high”
Everyone has to start buying my product. We have no choice. I don’t make the rules.
Happy cake day!
And to you as well!
Woohoo!!
People are always asking me if I know you
Shhhh… We don’t talk about that.
Oh sorry. I haven’t been getting much sleep lately. Everything feels like a copy of a copy of…
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise
If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.
I spat my drink out reading this
I disturbed my wife reading next to me reading this
But his press training will call it “spin”
Good thing movements reclaiming streets back for citizens already exist. In fact even businesses who initially opposed this actually realize it’s better for them too.
Looks at photos of Amsterdam and Paris just decades ago. It’s like smoking in planes.
We as a society try, fail, learn, and overcome BS.
One of the worst takes of all time
From the guy that brought us: “All the CPUs in the past were built for humans, this CPU is built for agents.”
Dude just invented fictional customers by selling directly to the AI. 😅
Also “There are only 1 billion humans…”
It’s more of an argument for getting rid of cars than for using AI.
How…how old are you, Jensen?
I’d guess late 1800’s. It always sucks when people don’t realize until they look old the key to immortalilty is just eating a fresh baby once a year.
nature’s own 8766-hour energy
When cars came along? How old is he?
He also thinks there are one billion people on earth total. So between that and the invention of cars being in his memory, I think we can place him solidly in the mid 1800’s?
Fucking vampires
Wait…maybe AI isn’t wrong all the time. Maybe it was just programmed by CEOs that are wrong all the time!
That’s why CEOs think it’s right all the time and so dangerous. Be cause they’re deluded morons who don’t know it’s wrong.
I just took that statement to be a mask off moment where he reveals just how little he thinks of most humans. He can’t really be stupid enough to think there are only one billion humans on the planet?
A billion who matter maybe. Then the other 7 are just … there, sort of
Yea. I am inclined to read it as him just seeing people who can afford Nvidia products count towards being human.
Was this in the article or is this something he said elsewhere?
It was tucked into a recent speech. I watched a timestamped link. He really said it and it really sounded like he meant the sum of all people.
Defenders say that he was implicitly referring to people who are “computer users” or would be engaging with his company’s products or whatever. If true, I don’t know if that’s better lol
Defenders = sanewashers.
Ah, cool, thanks.
Huang was born and spent early childhood in the city of Taipei. In 1968, by the time he was five years old, there were 17,000 cars and 75,000 motorcycles† in the city with population of 13,801,200‡, with one car per 812 people.
Sources:
† Taipei MRT celebrates its 30th birthday | EuroView, 2026
‡ Population records increases in Taiwan | CountryEconomyHow old was he before cars were invented and playing in the street though
Saburo Arasaka was born in 1919 in Japan… wait, sorry, wrong biography. This corporate villain was born in Taiwan in 1963.
Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.
“. . . their own graves because we’re not going to feed them with wages now that AI can do their job” added the rich.
God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn’t expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don’t want your AI slop anywhere near my life.
Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?
Turns out, if you don’t sacrifice cities on the car altar and plan for quality of life instead, children can in fact play on the streets. The Netherlands show it.
dont you mean sacrifice City resources to giant DATACENTERS altar.
“Please use my product so I don’t have to sell one of my yachts”.
“Please use my product so I can buy a couple more yachts”
FTFY
his jackets.
CEO says thing in attempt to force thing to be true because it’s beneficial to CEO.
Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
I’m seeing a pattern here…only bad things work in his example.
Hey now, some drugs are very good things
Almost no AI is
Are you trying to use guns and drugs as examples of bad things? Because I personally believe more people should have a certain amount of guns and allowed to experience a certain amount of drugs. If willing.
Uhhh, we def played in the streets despite cars. You just call off the game for a sec
“CAR!”
shuffles net to the curb
“GAME ON!” quickly tries to score before they are ready
