So what I’m hearing is that you’re a big fan of Windows 11…

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Now if only we knew their name…

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What if the person before the pooper flushed, and then the pooper got 0% in the bowl.

Maybe it was written by him!!! Plot twist!!!

I smoked weed when it was illegal. I’ll speak freely when it’s illegal.

And one day I’ll shit on Art Modell’s grave. That’s not really relevant to AI, but I’m still gonna do it.

NEVER!!!

Is EpicGames involved with Roblox? Because as far as minors go, I hear THAT game is a dumpster fire with zero redeemable qualities.

Just throw your paws in the air…and wave em like you just don’t care rest peacefully in the sun!!!

I thought him and musk had a falling out?

Soooooooo…no restraint then? I don’t believe people who fuck kids HAVE morality.

Has he considered his employer?

We have different definitions of “shame”.

One time the nazi leader even demonstrated that on himself! Probably won’t be that lucky today. Though it would be nice…

Those panties are HUGE!!! Does Andre the Giant live here???

Wait, no. He’s dead.

Does Shaq live here? And follow up queation, does Shaq wear pink panties???

In the early 90s, my grandfather assured me that he fought and killed nazis, so that my generation would never have to deal with them.

He didn’t say he cancelled the nazis. The word he used was “Exterminated”.

Maybe we should all do that again. Exterminate the nazis. Because quite frankly, this government is lousey with them.

Well…here’s the thing. Step 1 of your plan is to install windows 11.

In the words of Manny Calavera:

“I don’t really want to do that…”

My memory tells me this is a real photo from his first term. When he fed that basketball team, when the government was shut down, so he had no kitchen staff.

But logic tells me this isn’t real. This can’t be real. None of this is real. It can’t be! This makes no sense! This is all just a bad dream…

Orrrrrrr, what if instead of cramming 4 million people onto the streets of NYC to watch a big ball drop, we instead rent out madison square garden, and have like…500 naked women on the floor, and dozens of other naked women in the stairs of the stands.

Some kind of dance routine, that involves lots of jumping and shaking.

I’d watch that. And I’d be warm.

Thats not what that means.

Also, thats not how that works.