It might be playing with fire, but it’d be funny if a prankster petitioned the Trump admin to approve a data center on North Sentinel Island.

Jensen Huang is hurting society and has “done a lot of damage”

Fool of a new year!

Default back to the timeless hobbit motto: That sounds like someone else’s problem.

Yeah, Trump also said he’d end the US’s regime change habit.

I’ll admit it took me longer than it should have to figure out what a coprolite is, but at least I figured it out before googling it.

Once they release her identity, she should become a household name.

Great! Anyway…

He’d say it’s well-deserved. It’s a different power dynamic than with Machado.

If he gives us food and shelter for the night, he can join us on our quest to seek a ring to rule them all.

Too late, 2026 already has your credit card info.

Government: The voters want me to tell you to give up some of your profits to finance the war that got you all this oil.

Oil companies: No.

Government: OK cool just making sure.

Beer is for GIRLS

Flowers are for men

Or for everyone if you’re a woke lib who thinks women can appreciate flowers.

I guess the term “act of war” becomes meaningless when the act is done by someone nobody will hold accountable.

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It nuked a bunch of investigations and prosecutions against Elon Musk companies, for one thing…

Turns out any time period is pretty great when you’re rich.

******* is your password?

Yeah, I remember my first year, before I learned you need to uncheck a box to make sure the pdf can’t be unflattened…

Sure, blame grandma, like a good little Big Reindeer lapdog.