I’ve done this before. it’s funny when the users are all, “why??!” and to respond with, “because you asked for it!”

can’t keep what you never had you corrupt piece of shit.

I loved being the scrum master but the responsibilities should be more than presenter.

I had to deliver project status notes to product shareholders, let them know of any directional changes we had to take due to blockages, drive the team to deliver on time for product launch, manage the backlog workflow to ensure the dod was accomplished, manage the backlog and attribute 15% of it to housecleaning/bug fixes.

this is the answer.

I hear signal is a great place to share information with many people.

some of them may even be the ones you want to share it with.

I was buying some LPs recently and saw one that caught my attention. I looked them up and almost all their content included some form of AI.

it’s bullshit.

fuck AI.

because that’s how capitalism works. PC hardware is so cheap and easy to make, the ROI is getting lower and lower each cycle.

if they only sell access to the hardware, profits go up exponentially and potentially forever.

this is why “x as a service” is used so much.

it’s one of the reasons why windows 11 is so shitty. they’re using it as a playground to test the limits of what consumers will accept. the experience is so atrocious that the next version will likely be hosted as a virtual desktop through Azure that you pay for hourly.

when it’s released, all the shitty things with 11 will be magically resolved and you’ll hear so many “reviews” talk about “how they listened to the end users and care about the user experience but it’s just not possible to deliver the great experience they want on consumer hardware”.

it’s always about the money.

been preparing for a decade, but got serious after 2018 for some reason

Imagine a world where you have been blacklisted from their services because you posted online about the corruption he feeds.

now imagine how difficult it will be to get or keep a job where you can’t use a computer when 85% of all jobs now require AI “skills”.

don’t worry, you can work in one of the many warehouses at Amazon…

rotten will make a comeback if any of those “save the children” bills get passed.

no bigger than a phone, no harder to destroy than a phone. just as easy to conceal as a phone.

SD cards are pretty resilient.

anyone do a search for him on Epstein airlines?

50% of cat owners don’t even know they have a cat yet.

congrats on joining the other 50% that now know you have a cat.

cameras exist.

Going to a Protest? Don’t Bring Your Phone

FTFY

that’s hilarious. I remember the scene back in the day was more like, “if you don’t know, get fucked because nobody is going to be responsible for your incompetent bullshit.”

oh how times have changed.

I straight up ignore anyone who does this.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s the CEO.

don’t waste my time.

this is AI.

why is this AI?

fuck you

– Rob Pike

to them it’s not gay unless you’re the bottom.