I don’t need windows, wine will save me

tosses wine on fire
fire gets bigger
Laughs, as still better than using windows 🤣🤣
Anyone ever consider how stupid the name Windows is for Microslop’s OS.
Well, it started out as a basic windowing system for DOS, so…
Yeah Microsoft Graphical Boxes makes some sense I suppose. Windows? No, sorry they are not windows.
Why not paintings, canvas, boards, or any other much more logical name. This is some stupid decision by a marketing department.
No problem here, destroying Windows is in our second nature.
Sudo pkill -9 fire
permission denied
This incident will be reported.

I’ve still never bothered to figure out where this is reported… it’s been 15 years.
Oof. Should we tell him what he’s in store for, guys?
Better to die on your feet than live using Windows or whatever
No problem getting out, MS keeps Windows broken.
Well, to be fair, Windows will refuse to open before like fifteen updates so your fate is sealed regardless.
No leaving before you
git push, you’d better start working on those merge conflicts!git push --forceYou should be working on your own branch anyway.
It’s all okay at long as you have wine with you
I was told firejail is more secure. This is fine.
lp0 on fire
the comments are funny, but is the meme?
this incident will be reported.
I’ll just spin up a VM real quick.
Not even once.
Gotta run pacman -Syu one more time real quick then I’ll uninstall the windows









