

I’m surprised only because Reddit is so full of fucking nazi dickheads. Why would DHS spy on the people that lick their boots?
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.


I’m surprised only because Reddit is so full of fucking nazi dickheads. Why would DHS spy on the people that lick their boots?


I have like 5 CD books filled with burnt DVDs of pirated shit. 😃


It’s not dead. It’s just pining for the fjords.


Maybe the building starts sailing through the city like the opener to that one Monty Python film. 🤷♂️


Whole numbers don’t float? 🤷♂️


It wasn’t the CRT giving the PS1 its unique look. It was a lack of floating point integers.
ONE only tells LIES, the OTHER also tells LIES, but they feel REALLY BAD about it!


When they chase/attack/weave between your feet. I know they’re showing affection but, girl, you’re gonna trip me and I’ll end up squashing you. 😭
It literally isn’t even built into the console versions, even if you plugged a mouse and keyboard in. Unless you had a hacked console and modded the game, you had no command console on either the 360 or the PS3 versions of anything in TOB.
To me, a normal 8x11 cake is a little one person cake.


You can usually type out the year and it scrolls within the selection box to the number. 🤷♂️
The one I hate the most is when it opens your calendar app and you have to visually select the month and day, with the year being a tiny little option at the very top and you don’t have a selection box, just arrows to go back or forward 1 year at a time. This is the stupidest, slowest method.


“Your momma was a snowblower!” - Johnny 5


“I wanted to go outside. Now we are inside a smaller cage than the one I wanted to escape.”


I have a U2 iPod… Whatever generation those were that I found lying in the gutter years ago, cleaned up and still works (screen’s scratched to shit but it’s still readable). I just use it to store pictures.


Don’t tempt me, Picard Maneuver! I dare not take it, not even to keep it safe. Understand, sir, I would use this OS from a desire to do good, but through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine. I should have power too great and terrible, and over me the OS would gain a power still greater and more deadly.


What are they? The giant brains from Futurama? Are they building an infosphere?
Would you still love me if I was a sandworm that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes?
Who wants furniture made entirely out of potatoes?