The only obvious punishment should be to banish them from the US. Ya’know, deport them.

Fuck that. They’re your problem. You keep them.

Magma was underground before it was cool.

Windows just isn’t ready for the desktop.

In this context Wall—E might be more appropriate.

That one’s sadly missing from most distros’ repositories.

They’re the guys that saw the reports from Abu Ghraib and said “Sign me up!”

The United States has less and less influence on the world every day.

And Beyond Good & Evil 2.

The modern world was born in NJ

* looks at modern world *

Yeah, that tracks.

Hunt the Wumpus! A true classic.

(I’m serious. Try it. It’s fun. I think it’s in the bsdgames package.)

What happens after 30 hours?

Total protonic reversal.

1. Earth
2. Fire
3. Wind
4. Water
5. Heart

Real estate prices.

Surprise and fear.

Murderous flying polar bears.

Relevant xkcd

I think it’s the frame interpolation feature that a lot of TVs have.