I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat
Kato. Spoken like “caw-toe”.
Dean.
Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?
We’ve settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He’s a goddamned terror.
Do you happen to have a donut as well?
Newman.
Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun
Exactly.
Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.
Wait I just had a baller idea: Crunchy / Crunchy Supreme
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Sup and Sam work so well together tho!
Oreo
Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry
Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy
Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That’s how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.
Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.
A princely name
Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.
We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty
Droxie now rules the house.
This is the natural order of things.
Gazpacho
Vigo the Carpathian
Mephiston, Lord of Death.
