Fun as it may be to shoot them out of the sky, that’s not super feasible in urban or suburban areas. Don’t want to risk the possibility of the bullet hitting someone on the way down and the neighbors probably wouldn’t appreciate the gunshots
What kind of job are you not allowed to bring your phone to? I’ve never heard of that but there’s probably a good reason for it
I read once that the eyebrows might be a result of domestication. Wolves don’t have the same facial muscles that dogs do and it makes sense that ancient humans would prefer dogs they can relate to emotionally.
Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun