I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat
Kato. Spoken like “caw-toe”.
Dean.
Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?
We’ve settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He’s a goddamned terror.

Do you happen to have a donut as well?
Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.
Newman.
Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun
Exactly.
Oreo
Gazpacho
Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.
A princely name
Odoaker or Geiserich
Bring back names of the kings that brought down the empty husk of the Roman Empire.Mr Mistoffelees
Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry
Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.
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Sup and Sam work so well together tho!

Oreo
Mephiston, Lord of Death.
We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty
Droxie now rules the house.
This is the natural order of things.









