I feel like “the job market sucks so hard that I gave up looking” definitely should be included in the report if it’s supposed to be any real indication of economic health

Counterpoint: tHe ShArEhOlDeRs SaY jUsT sHiP iT

Your history was disappointing after reading this

That has to be painful for them, right? My first instinct was to laugh but then I thought maybe that’d be mean to YACKED KITTY-BEAR

They lost their island, they need a new home

One can only hope

An AI whose results you mostly ignore is pointless good for driving up the share price artificially

ftfy

That sounds awful, but then again not as awful as dealing with my wife trying to aim

Paul knew he was outclassed from about 3 seconds in. He kept dropping to one knee and clinching Joshua’s legs to keep the ref from calling a knockdown; if you count those, I think he would have lost by TKO in the first minute.

Why would I want AI to play the game other than for testing?

Beat Elon in PoE

Chuck the Schmuck is already caving on this…

Schumer demands DoJ release details on ‘at least ten Epstein co-conspirators’

TFC was one of the most-played mods for HL1, there was plenty of anticipation around it

No, Steam didn’t have their own hardware back then afaik, but it introduced Portal alongside new installments of two extremely popular existing franchises. That’s why I said it was similar instead of the same thing.

Similar thing with Orange Box back in the day, too

stronk*

Until the bad press dies down and they feel like removing it

Or maybe this person was a patient and not an anesthesiologist so she got the specifics wrong…

It’s actually kind of hilarious how closely it mimics a human programmer who just sucks at it.

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knows what a bookmarklet is