• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        FOUR cats? That’s too many cats. The order of progression goes:

        0 cats - you need a cat in your life.

        1 cat - your cat needs a cat buddy.

        2 cats - this is the optimal number of cats.

        3 cats - Yeah, a bit crowded. You can make it work though. Like if one of your cats is really old, and the other cat is a kitten. That’s like a backup cat. Otherwise, you’re approaching too many cats.

        4 cats - that’s too many cats.

        5 cats - please stop collecting cats.

        6 cats - PLEASE stop collecting cats!!!

        7 cats - KNOCK IT OFF ASSHOLE!!!

        8 cats - now you’re just a crazy cat lady.

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          3 days ago

          I have 1 cat. She does not get along with other cats, so I have 1 cat. She’s about to climb into my lap again. There. Nice and difficult to type now, just the way she likes it.

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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            3 days ago

            AAAAAAHHHH!!! The one in front looks just like my old cat speed!!!

            Awwwwww, I miss speed and karmalee!!!

            If you want to read a post I made about speed, just check my post history for one titled “My cat was a coward but I still loved her”.