It would appear so 😄

So did Aragorn

🥰

It’s one of the main reasons for having legs

UPDATE: An hour later, she’s getting MORE comfortable, if anything 😁

I’d like to have seen the look on your estate agent’s face the first time you turned a place down because the counters weren’t high enough for the furbabies 😁

It’s the Victorian stache:

That’s also a possibility, yeah 😄

I still love how they chose the least imaginative name possible for him 😄

Calling an alien life form Alf is like naming your daughter Human Female (or Hf) or your cat "Domestic Feline (or Df) 😄

Or maybe he DOES know and he’s a sadistic bastard who gets off on this kind of thing 🤷

That’s what…she…said?

It’s 10 hours later and I FINALLY spotted the r in crow 🤦😂

Well the vet says she could lose some weight, but she’s not THAT heavy! Luckily for my door and furniture 😁

Are you willing to place a wager on my ability to throw an American football over those mountains over there?

Absolutely!

Tbf I was never that graceful 😁

Charlotte never gets tired of hearing that story

Correct. I’ve never told it out loud in her presence (it happened almost 30 years ago and she and Emily turn 10 on Sunday) , so it would be literally impossible for her to be tired of hearing it 😁

Do you know how dangerous standing up is?

I actually know that better than most people!

As a teen, I once stood up way too fast in a church after sitting down for a LONG time and the resulting lack of oxygen to the brain caused me to go fully unconscious, falling and whacking my head against the altar on the way down.

When I came to in an ambulance, I was very confused and had a cool-looking abrasion on my chin, but otherwise fine.

Once they’d determined that there was no concussion or other lasting damage, I was gleeful to find out that I’d turned the cross on the altar upside down while falling, edgelord teen atheist going to church against my will as I was 😁

Yeah, some kind of fruit and a can of tuna (or some other fish) is my usual post-exercise snack and various kinds of cabbage is my main “satisfy hunger with very few calories” food 😁