Imagine how embarrassing it had to be to talk such a big game and then walk everyone into a tomb.
Even given he’s an anthropomorphic cartoon octopus, that is a bizarre skeleton for him to have. Why do his tentacles have skeletal hands and feet on the ends?
Also, Squidward’s shirt is boneless, but not SpongeBob’s.
I guess his clothes are so starched they calcified.
I appreciate that the skeletal tentacle hands are where you draw the line on suspension of disbelief for the skeletal remains of an invertebrate and a dish sponge
Well, the rest still makes sense if you’re putting a human skeleton in an octopus-ish body. Not so much the digits that he doesn’t have, though.
The logic checks out, haha. I wasn’t trying to disagree or poke fun, I was just very amused by the contrast between the absurdity of the situation and your logical approach to it. Gave me a good (actually out loud) chuckle this morning
Oh, I didn’t take it in a negative way. I enjoy logically analyzing patently ridiculous things.
I feel like the dwarves should catch up on their family a bit more regularly. Those were old bones in Moria.
Gandalf comes up with a snarky comment, but reads the room, and pockets it until they barge into Meduseld.
Gandalf: The courtesy of your cousin’s hall seems somewhat lessened of late master dwarf.
Pippin: Dude, too soon…
Gandalf: under breath Fool of a Took, that was a sick burn
Maybe he mutters it in Sindarin and Legolas struggles to keep a straight face.
THEN I WILL DIE WITH THEM!
*shall
*as one of
