The iphone keyboard is dogshit now.

My boy cat switches between hiding under the bed and running around like a maniac throughout the day, but bedtime is snuggle time.

At work now we’re having team learning sessions that are just one person doing a change incredibly slowly using AI while everyone else watches, but at least I can keep doing my regular work if it’s a Teams call. It usually takes the AI about 45 minutes to decide what I immediately knew needed doing.

Both of mine will allow belly rubs, but hate being picked up and will never sit on your lap. I wouldn’t have minded more of a mix of preferences.

My cat once hid in our neighbour’s bathroom for three days.

“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.

I thought the iPad being just a giant iPhone was stupid and it wouldn’t catch on. Years on I use an iPad to read comic books in bed, though I guess tablets as a whole are kind of niche and not great as a productivity tool due to mobile OSs holding them back.

Same, with the tuxedo boy.

I always go to shelters, but pay a small contribution for their medical costs. The only totally free cat I ever had just kind of decided to move in.

That’s pretty cheap for a cat tbh

Wonder how many are underneath.

Ours is furious about the 42c temperature today. She’s always furious.

Nintendo already patented this.

Not the capacitive touch bar!

The druids designed Stonehenge in inches, but there was a mix-up and the contractor delivered the stones measured in feet.

Wholesome, but I can see this turning up on /wehatefondant

Block everything.

Hollywood is almost psychologically convinced that this is true, even though 9/10 times a new star turns out to be someone’s kid. Even the old actors we love are mostly someone’s kid.

Is this a Tim Heidecker character?

Also, it was in French, which he never learned in Mirfield.