• arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Frodo didn’t actually simply walk into Mordor, he was carried into Mordor by orcs after being stung by Shelob

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      “There was a soggy bit, and then after Sam had to clear a spider out for me, as they give me the vapors. We borrowed a change of clothes from some orcs and made our way to the mountain. Our old pal was there to meet us and did the favor of disposing of the ring for us, as by that time we were quite knackered. Luckily the eagles brought us back here before supper.”

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    One does not simply walk into Mordor….

    Yeah, that’s why I brought Sam, two should be able to do it easy!

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    “One does not simply walk into Mordor.” - Boromir

    Frodo and Sam at the Black Gates, ready to just walk into Mordor before Gollum stops them: