By the look of them? Somewhere between Nickelback and Theory of a Deadman. Like the worst parts of each.
By the name and given the context? Somewhere between Kenny G. and Enya. Like the worst parts of each. Strictly hypothetically speaking though, as there are no worst parts of Enya. Except maybe that she’s all the way in Ireland and we can’t all just give her a hug (one of her best friends, her producer for over 35 years, passed in September).
If Merry is the lead singer they’ll sound like driveshaft.
“Drive Shaft? More like Suck Shaft!”
I think that was actually said in LOST…
YouTube video, LOST clip for context
It gets worse… they actually recorded the song, and gave it away for free on Rockband 2 or 3 (or maybe the first one, I dunno, it was playable on all the later ones though). So yeah, my wife and I and her brother in law and one of their friends, we played the song a couple times. It SUCKED. ASS.
You allll everybody
Why legolas instead of pippin?
He was busy with his prog-metal project T O O K
This is it, the apocalypse.
Is it the end of the world, as we know it?
Wigs
Like some hot, crispy bacon.
I’d go for Beach Boys meets Mumford and sons
Well, this is too horrible to try to conceive of as anything other than basically godawful arena pop rock, so, that’s not getting any more space in my brain.
Well, ok:
“Look at this ring I had… everytime I do, it makes me sad…”
Beyond that, if Legolas picks up the viol, and goes solo, potentially that would maybe sound something like this.
