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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Pee and Poop in Your Car While Driving at 100 km/h to be Possible

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Pee and Poop in Your Car While Driving at 100 km/h to be Possible

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    I’m going to take their designs and patent a complementary system that expells the waste at vehicles behind you like a James Bond Q gadget.

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    I knew, one day, the concept car world would come back to life.

  • Schwim Dandy@piefed.zip
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    Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS

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        Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.

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      speed maybe. but acceleration too?

      what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?

      • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.

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        My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.

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    Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.

    That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

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      https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/

      https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/

      Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.

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      An untoppable comment?

      You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?

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        Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.

        That quote waited 41 years for this post.

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          No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.

          Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷‍♂️

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        Yeah, like it can’t be consensually fucked in the ass, it’s untoppable. DoN’t WoRrY tHeY’lL wAiT

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    There’s been times I’ve wanted something like this when stuck in a bad traffic jam

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    Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.

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    I can’t visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.

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    Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!

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      I feel like it wouldn’t be worse that getting into an accident and then… another accident.

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      Even just like… hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.

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    the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?

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    Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound

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    Always has been?

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