Yes, we had a magic tree on our walk where Jake once found half a hot dog, with a bun and everything. Jake never forgot.

Obligatory Jake pic, may he RIP:

I used to make fun of my dog for doing this.

And then I realized, when I drive by a spot where I’ve seen a hot shirtless guy, I slow down and cruise it a bit. Years and years after it happened. Subconsciously.

My dog and I actually have a lot in common.

I dropped a hotdog off the grill one time 5 years ago. Let the dog have it. To this day she checks the spot just in case anything else has materialized.

If you ever want to see absolute joy in it’s purest form, heat up a sausage roll in your work’s break room microwave or something (so you dog isn’t tipped off), plant the fucker under that bench on the way home, then take your dog out for a walk.

If you like chilling and watching people walk by, but its gotten too repetative, pour meat grease in the bushes and watch people struggle to keep their dogs from deciding “I live here 24/7 now”

My dad had a treat is his shirt pocket once that the dachshund found one time.

Now any time she hops on someone’s lap she checks to see if there’s a hidden treat in a shirt pocket.

The nose never forgets. The nose knows.

Ah, yes. Our neighbor’s shrub is forever the shrub that might be hiding a bologna sandwich. (They had their 3 year old family member visit and he’s a little messy.)

if u dont pluck the roots out it grows back

my dog did this with trees that formerly had squirrels… now he just barks at and bites the closest tree as soon as i let him off leash.

There was a rabbit once, so no way ee can have a quick shit’n piss round. Only hunting now.

Similar with mine, found a goldfish cracker on a random walk and checks Everytime.

Snooze you lose, mama

*Justin Case