• AngryDeuce@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Pippin: “What are you going to do then?”

    Gandalf: “Knock on the doors with your head, Peregrin Took, and if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words!”

    Pippen: “U Mad, bro?”

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      22 hours ago

      I always want to take Gandalf aside and ask him "if you don’t like people questioning what you’re doing, why do you insist on surrounding yourself with such curious and inquisitive people?

      Granted, his task is literally saving middle earth so he’s a little tense from on-the-job stress. It’s no wonder he likes the halfling’s leaf so much…