rockerface🇺🇦

Suffocation, through cuddling

Don’t give a fuck if you cut my arm scratching

Oof ouch right in the soul

It doesn’t actually hurt that much though /s

He needed to confirm all the cookies are safe to eat! He cares about humans!

The joke is bad because the husband is supposed to bring seven gallons of milk. Since the egg condition is checked after he already got one.

Ah, you’re just here to insult people. Good day, then.

Who said anything about fusion? I thought the only thing that matters is the position of the barycentre, as you insisted?

The barycentre of Sun-Jupiter system is outside of the Sun half the time. It’s a really bad metric for determining that, as it depends on the distance between two bodies and not just on their relative masses.

That would make Earth-Moon a binary planet. Which I’m cool with, actually.

Why are they called coprolites? Mine is actually quite heavy

Planet is just not a very useful distinction. Like, Mercury, Mars, Ceres and Ganymede have more in common with each other than Jupiter or Neptune.

Battling the intrusive thoughts and losing

This is one of the moments I liked about Mr Robot. The security breaches were like 99% human factor/social engineering instead of stereotypical Hollywood “I’m in” hacker magic.

You’re assuming it will even start

Truly the peak of evolution

What do fungi converge into?

The system is working as intended

They can’t even handle the nuclear power plant on the territory they occupied

As someone who has multiple figurines (most of which were gifts), it’s not about kink. It’s like hanging a poster of your favourite music band on the wall. Albeit, a lot more expensive.

Though I suppose there is a lot of people (and with a lot more figurines than me) that do make it weird in this way. I also lack the imagination for that.

The fun part is the subjects repeatedly shocked themselves, more often as time went on.

Any ring is a straw if you topology hard enough