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Me when I recognize someone in public:

based AF weird al

I̸̼̓t̜̜̾͘’̴̙̯̟s̲͕̔͜ t͍̹ͯ͊́́u͚̭ͫ͊͌r̸̢̪̰̄t̖̓̆͢ļ̴̣͔͙͊e̩͙̹͂̑s̬͕͔ͨ̿̈́̔̽ a̸̸͐͋̎l̷̆̉ḷ̶̉ͯ t̘́ͮͧͪ̀h̞̩̰ḛ̖̩͟ ẘ̻̮a͕̐ͥ͌y̸̧͍ͣ̋ d̸̶̞̳͍̲̣̔o̺ͪ̒͛͟w̗̫̽n͖̮̤͝,̮̏̇͟ f̲̙͈̱̹͑r̢̢̝i̅̎è̿n̷̙ͅď̴̘̻ͩ̓

Flip the picture right side up and it’s a cat standing on carpet holding up some cabinets.

Arr, yer a fine lookin woman, and I can’t wait to get me hands on yer land

I generally prefer the squish method, but absolutely recognize the smoosh method and its inherent effectiveness.

“Trump says—“ So I wonder if that upcoming Dragon Quest VII Reimagined is going to be good. Sure hope so.

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Understandable. I got it from pure coincidence: when creating a handle, I just tapped the x key thinking that it’d already been taken (it’s a single letter, those go fast) and that I might get some ideas from the suggestions that appear when a handle’s taken. None appeared and it took me a minute to realize I could just take X, so I did. I really didn’t expect it to be available and was baffled that it was.

It wasn’t until someone else pointed out the possible connection to the Nazi shithole and that Nazi’s obsession with the letter that I felt kind of good taking it, since this X absolutely hates the fucking Nazi and his shithole platform, Nazis in general, and sure af don’t mind saying so.

Fuck Elon up his ass with white-hot barbed wire.

Neither the Nazi post nor the SA Nazi’s endorsement of said Nazi post is at all shocking to anyone even remotely bothering to pay even the slightest attention these days.

Popped smoke the day his Nazi ass walked in, landed here not long after, never went back.

…is a dead Nazi.

Your sarcasm at his expense more than absolves you of any monstrousness. You don’t disrespect the woman murdered by Nazi ice, you rightfully disrespect the Nazi who’d very likely unironically make the very claims you’re being sarcastic about.

Texas is well known to have been broadly infected by the broke mind virus, and this is very much on brand for the weirdos.

Musk: what’s the problem? it’s not real.

“We have thoroughly investigated ourselves and have determined that we have done absolutely nothing wrong.”

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There is a vast myriad of events that took place over several decades that ended with conservatives having become completely untethered from reality, choosing fascism, and voting into office not once, but twice, the dementia-ridden dictator and his murderous henchmen. There are others who can provide greater historical detail than I can, and should they choose to, I’d pay careful attention to what they say, were I you.

If you can watch the video here and can still somehow find some way to believe her murder was warranted, you are as mentally fucked as her murderers are.