My girlfriend has EDS. It is such a strange disease.

On the one hand, it gives you smooth stretchy skin that is resistant to wrinkles, long features that can be very beautiful, and enhanced flexibility that can be fun in the bedroom.

On the other hand, just laying down can cause her legs to fall out of socket, her back can make noises that sound like stepping on peanuts, and her fingers can get stuck in a Vulcan salute.

Handicapped parking is dope though.

Some delicacies are only conferred on those with a trained palate—it should not conCERN the rabble what delights the wise. /s

Tart.

I searched EFTA0000 after realizing that those datasets had a lot of photos. Those documents say it all. Pictures of politicians mixed in with redacted CSAM. Clinton with a girl on his lap.

They’re all implicated. They all need to be held accountable.

Who says that?