We need a “Not the Beaverton” site.

I love the term, “self-directed excretion.”

That joke should be retired.

I don’t know of any.

It would be nice to know what country this is.

Not to mention the actual names. “There’s a bear. What should we call it?” “Well, it’s black. Let’s call it a Black Bear.” “How about that one? It’s brown.” “We’ll call it a Brown Bear.”