Leonard is a dumb asshole.

This is my single issue, this will get my vote. Those lakes need to pay for their crimes.

Ugly, yes, but also cheap.

I’ll salvage me a cheap PC upgrade once this stupid ship finally sinks.

Alright, alright, alright.

Librewolf, is my response.

Elitebooks also hold up, I Frankenstein’d one together from old broken work laptops 10+ years ago for my brother, I had to replace the wifi chip and HDD that finally died in it the other week and threw Mint onto it with an SSD and that thing still handles like a dream. Boots in less than 10 seconds.

You don’t know what science is.

The thing is, I understand computers and space travel, it’s all stuff that makes sense when it’s explained to me properly. I’ve watched like six long form documentaries/explanations of combine harvesters and as far as I’m concerned it’s fucking wizard shit. It’s too complicated to actually work properly, it’s doing way too many entirely different things at once. There are entire multi stage manufacturing plants with less complex engineering requirements, it should jam up or break down two seconds after starting, it spits in the face of Ockham.

I’ve gone down this rabbit hole, combine harvesters might be the most advanced piece of technology ever created, they’re fucking insane. Space travel seems simpler than the engineering that goes into those mother fuckers, a computer is child play in comparison.

I mean, there were a few extra installs and whatnot, but hell yeah it worked, because that’s Linux, baby.

Edit: The part about the 2008 dell mini pc is inspired by true events, but it was mint, not arch, I don’t fuck with arch. And with some tweaking it did run skyrim.

I’m running distro installs on perfectly set-up rigs and customizing the bios just to feel normal. I installed Wine and Proton on my Pebble just because I could. The other day I blew a guy so that I could talk to him about start-up efficiency and convince him to take an Arch boot drive from me that he promised to install on his 2008 dell mini PC. I told him it would run Skyrim!

Learn from my mistakes. Linux… not even once.

Hey there, laptop, looks like you’re going to be a linux machine now.

What I’m about to tell you might shock you, as it doesn’t get brought up hardly at all, ever, but… linux.

You will be judged harshly. Next time just use an install file on a USB, you know, like someone who isn’t a shit eating corporate shill greedily guzzling the pendulous dong of microsoft, you piece of shit. I hate you and you deserve to be hated. Do better. Fuck.

/s, just in case…

I didn’t used to be this guy, but… LINUX.

Who the fuck even uses Edge?

Same. At least it can be completed in like an hour.

Well, they do have some strong arguments.

Now I’m sad…