Would you rather receive $100 worth of laundry detergent or a $100 gift card at the Lego Store (or whatever your favorite frivolous store is)?

https://www.stickermule.com/custom-stickers

Make a Home Alone sequel with grown up Kevin gaining access to a time machine and running through the events of the first two movies, Back to the Future Part II style.

Pfft

It’s an understandable mistake.

This dude should be in big fucking trouble for either not knowing or not caring what the Posse Comitatus is.

Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

Ah, yes. These were the non-poisonous kind. They were still riddled with grubs.

Fair warning: We gathered up a BUNCH of these, and came out to the kitchen to find the floor covered with disgusting little grubs all over the floor that had hatched out the chestnuts. So, either roast 'em up real quick, or freeze them, or be prepared for a possible event.