Absolutely not me irl. I will always talk to birds.
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Technology@lemmy.world•The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8KEnglish
13·3 days agoI’ve never felt the need to go 4k either. I’m totally content to buy 1080p 144hz+ monitors for $100.
If you keep saying everything is AI eventually you’ll be right! Keep it up!
I thought this was aneurysm posting at first
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What a joke, can't believe people still voluntarily use this OS
31·13 days agoThe Microsoft Store is impressively bad. So many random errors that don’t give any helpful information that are impossible to fix.
I have one rug in the living room. One time my cat, who is terrified of guests, came all the way downstairs to the living room to puke on the carpet while we had guests over. Once the deed was done, she skittered back upstairs to not be seen again until guests left.
And then all the users come out with their Sherlock hats on and go over each pixel and make sure that it’s not Ai generated. Half the time they’re wrong anyways.
Also, lemmy.world has a no AI rule? I may be mistaken but I do not think this is true. I have never heard of this before and I can’t find any pages about this.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition)
5·18 days agoA classic. I sent this is general chat at work the last time that GitHub was down.
I am, but it has nothing to do with what distro you chose.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The URL shortener that makes your links look as suspicious as possible
6·18 days agoWell, my wife and I are a married couple, so, yes?
BootLoop@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The URL shortener that makes your links look as suspicious as possible
4·19 days agoI gotta stop trying these out. The other day something to the tune of hot-singles.xxx autofilled in my phone browser the other day and I was so confused.
I’m not that old but old enough that if we wanted to play Keen or Secret Agent Sam or Cosmo we had to boot into MS-DOS mode and run it from a floppy drive. Don’t remember if it was Win 95 or 98.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This is Jehan Pages, the top developer behind GIMP, a free open source photo editor. Adobe executives love Jehan. Because of his hard work, no one ever figured out how to use GIMP.
4·21 days agoThat was one of the main focuses with GIMP 3. It’s still GIMP, but it has improved from 3 onward. That was the idea anyway.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Oh no! Linus doesn't know AI is useless!
312·23 days agoAI can be a useful tool.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call someone who studies meteors?English
29·1 month agoWhat do you call someone who studies the weather?
A meteorologist.
Yeah that’s me some days at work
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Technology@lemmy.world•Article: I switched to eSIM in 2025, and I am full of regretEnglish
165·1 month agoI don’t have Verizon in my country. Not sure who this ‘everyone’ is and what they’re forgetting.
I am interested.



21 orange cats is completely controllable. 22 would be over the line.