• thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org
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    5 months ago

    I’d like to share a revelation I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

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    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      Pseudoscience bullshit, from the same movie that gave us ‘humans for energy source’.

      Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment

      Name one, and how it’s different from us.

      The only way you can survive is to spread to another area.

      We stopped spreading millenia ago. We’re still surviving.

      You are a plague, and we are the cure

      There are no ‘plagues’ and ‘cures’ in nature, that’s value judgements we’ve assigned based on things that are or aren’t valuable to us. To nature, it’s all just life.