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I think I’d go with the moths. Least likely to kill me.
At a table by myself, with everyone making fun of my laughably low number of legs
i don’t think one table is going to be enough for the beetles
At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats
Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.
if you’re really nice they’ll vomit honey into your mouth
outside
I would definitely want to be friends with the mantises in case they go postal one day
Mantises even eat their own partners. How safe do you think being friends with them will be?
Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.
“hello, are you a flower?”
- “no”
“oh, that’s too bad, can sit on your head and look for flowers?”
The moths table for the vibes, but the seat closest to the spiders to get in on their jokes.
The moths. Most likely not to eat me.
The beetles and the bees won’t eat you either. They can harm you in other ways though.
Mantises. Fuck aphids
Moths, they’re cool and cute.
I wouldn’t dare to sit here as a human. I’m too big and would probably squish them all by accident.
But if I got to choose to be one, I’d go for the spiders. You get:
- two extra legs over the rest
- your own supply of crafting materials
- lots of eyes
- and a cozy place to relax in
Spider gang, no doubt
But next to the jumping spiders, they’re the only ones who can hold a good conversation and maintain proper directed eye contact.
Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.
There is nothing these little guys can’t do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.
None of this makes me want to share a table with them.
