thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoWhat do you call a cow with no legs?message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1103arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a cow with no legs?thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square25linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 days agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes No idea
minus-squareartifex@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 days agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·3 days agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis? Still no fucking idea.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis, in hell ? Still no god damned fucking idea
minus-squaretitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoAlso if they didn’t have legs, it’s still idear
minus-squaretitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoGotta be a bit redneck on the delivery. “No idear”
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis, in hell ?
Still no god damned fucking idea
Also if they didn’t have legs, it’s still idear
Gotta be a bit redneck on the delivery. “No idear”