Wait… Ups drivers get $46 a hour? Where?

No… That’s not true… That would mean I would be old… I’m not ol oh fuck…

Wait… While this is horrible… How did LG say anything in a January announcement when it’s still December?

Yeah effectively using comments as psuedocode

Proper comments describe why… For example say you are using an api which requires guids and your application doesn’t care are collisions as much so just use int id’s.

You could add in a comment like

// creating a guid to interface with special api.

But just saying

// generate guid

Means nothing, your method should be generate_guid() or GenerateGuid(). Your comment is repeating.

Or this is probably going to hit my last company at some point, there was a system to read a serial number. They also wanted a “status” on the screen to verify the system was connected and running properly but both these values came over same signal wire. Depending on your exact ms timing sometimes you would read the status as the serial number. Another programmer wrote a check to verify the serial number did not start with OK. The comment added was

// add on 11/15/23 by Initials

With no other details. The serial numbers were 8 numeric digits. Someone won’t know the history and delete this seemingly useless check and cause a 10s of 1000s of dollars in loss

Just like TI… They no longer make the famous calculator

Wholey shit only occurs if you do anal

This was a whole video series, I think like 6 parts. The described Calculus using girls bodies.

Decades ago ago there was a series of videos of girls teaching calculus. For example they had a girl lay down on her back and then described how to use integrals to determine the area of her boobs.