thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoWhat do you call a cow with no legs?message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down13file-text
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minus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 hours agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
minus-squarewhyrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·15 hours agoWhat do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoWhat do you call a cow who’s been knighted? Sir Loin.
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·12 hours agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Mom.
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 hours agoWhat do you call a cow who gives no milk? An udder failure.
minus-squaretoiletobserver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 hours agoWhat do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Ur mum
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow who’s been knighted?
Sir Loin.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Mom.
What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen