thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat do you call a cow with no legs?message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down14file-text
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minus-squarewhyrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoWhat do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoWhat do you call a cow who’s been knighted? Sir Loin.
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Mom.
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoWhat do you call a cow who gives no milk? An udder failure.
minus-squaretoiletobserver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoWhat do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
minus-squareRBWells@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·24 hours agoWhat do you call a guy with both legs cut off at the knee? Neal.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow who’s been knighted?
Sir Loin.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Mom.
What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a guy with both legs cut off at the knee?
Neal.