Saw it in theaters on release day a few days before Christmas, the place was packed and there was so much anticipation in the air you could barely breathe, and we sat next to this dude and his girlfriend who constantly turned to him throughout the film saying shit like “OH MY GOOOD! Look at their big feet! So cute. Why are they so hairy? But won’t they get cold in the snow?”

Shushing her and glaring at her with pure hatred in my eyes did nothing.