Russia plans to put a nuclear power plant on the moon in the next decade to supply its lunar space programme and a joint Russian-Chinese research station, as major powers rush to explore the earth's only natural satellite.
The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason. It was waxing, only one day short of full. The time was 05:03:12 UTC. Later it would be designated A+0.0.0, or simply Zero.
No humans or other animals around to eat it as long as the moon doesn’t come crashing down.
Or nothing hits the moon and sends said waste into space/our general direction.
The moon, angered by our disrespect, changes course and velocity to impact earth, killing us all.
Moon: “damn right”