Midnight Wolf

It was Reuters reporting on the same story

Pornhub’s data with Mixpanel was last accessed by “a legitimate employee account at Pornhub’s parent company in 2023,” according to the statement. “If this data is in the hands of an unauthorized party, we do not believe that is the result of a security incident at Mixpanel.”

E: link

Hacking group ‘ShinyHunters’ threatens to expose premium users of sex site Pornhub - https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/hacking-group-shinyhunters-claims-theft-data-users-leading-sex-site-pornhub-2025-12-16/

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I’ve read ‘the last legitimate login was in 2023’ so more like 2 years, but yeah

Creators

My bookmarks list is too big

notices your bookmark kink

I don’t think that means what you think it means, but I won’t tell anyone… 🤫

(DA require someone to end themselves or their ability to carry on their bloodline though blatant stupidity of some fashion; merely not reproducing does not count)

So uh, when you buy something online… Where do you deliver it to, and how confused is the ups driver that you keep sending packages to 123 Fake Street for the last decade?

I have a wired account and I pulled up my details, since I remember almost subscribing, but bailing a few years back. All they got from me is a unique email address.

job in PR

Kind of seals fate right there, really

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My parents and extended family: “why don’t you find a nice girl to [blah blah blah]”

Me: “haha yes I’ll get right on that”

Me: having mega gay sex in addition to actively not wanting children, even if I was medically a good candidate to father them

Parents/extended: “I just don’t understand”

Me: upgrades to ultra mega gay sex

Vacuum… everywhere?

Dyson furiously trying to replicate this phenomenon for their next vacuum

engages windshield wipers

I was thinking solar + battery energy storage for when the sun is ‘unavailable’. It’s not like having like 1k MW capacity and nothing to power makes any sense, but an area with panels and storage can definitely get things started, at least…

The moon, angered by our disrespect, changes course and velocity to impact earth, killing us all.

No humans or other animals

Moon: “damn right”

waves at the sky while thinking about how hungry I am

The next day: “well ho-ly shit…”

The sun, right over there: “um, hello?”

Okay, thanks =)

“soon, soon…”