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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Give the thieves a break

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Give the thieves a break

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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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  • BlackVenom@lemmy.world
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    Could be worse… Thieves could’ve swapped them with the American puke flavored ones.

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      nestle has the blood of a million babies in it’s ingredients. Fuck nestle.

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      At least ours aren’t made by Nestle.

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        Hang on.
        America has non-nestle, puke flavoured kit-kats?

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          Yup. They’re manufactured by Hershey’s in the US, and Hershey’s is notorious for using butyric acid in the production of its chocolate, which, yeah, is one of the compounds found in puke. If you grow up eating Hershey’s chocolate you don’t really notice it though.

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            You will if you stop eating it for a while or try it compared to something real.

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        • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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          No, not really. We do have a handful of smaller local candymakers that try to make their own versions of chocolate wafers that are way better, though. But they’re very rare.

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