Yup.

Well, allow me to be the one to jinx it: What could possibly go wrong?

“Wake up, Samurai…”

Ah, the joys of centralization.

“Let me look you in the eyes, meat-monkey.”

I can’t think of a more glowing endorsement of said legislation.

Thanks. No harm in trying it out, at least if I prepare appropriately.

Or better yet, just switching it off and leaving it that way.

Oooh.

That Cannot Be Killed Which Is Already Dead.

That’s the spirit!

Ah, kill -9. Me old pal. Always ready to assist when inconvenient bodies needs to be buried out back. Best friend ever.

Oh no. /s

“I love your beard. It’s magnificent. Elves just don’t have beards like that.”

“I… Um, thank you?”

Yup :(

Ooh, those are some lovely features. If only Nvidia hadn’t dropped support for 10xx cards as per 590.xx locking me on kernel 6.12, I might even have been able to enjoy using ntsync!

(Fuck Nvidia)

Yeah, arguably we have been for quite some time. We should probably do something about that.

So, let me get this straight: Musk is arguing that he should be awarded some of the supposed ‘ill gotten gains’ on the basis that they’re ‘ill gotten gains’ because nobody should have earned them to begin with?

You know what, I don’t even care. Just let them fight. So long as one of those assholes lose, the rest of us win.

No, I really, really don’t.

“It automatically does a facial scan of any household visitors using Palantir’s database and knocks the way they would have.”

“Couldn’t they just, you know, knock?”

“Sure, but then how would we track who’s visiting you while making you pay the power bill for our surveillance devices?”