Cop 1: “This cat don’t even wear shades”
Cop 2: “this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!”
Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it’s true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.
Kill fascists. Kill mice? Mice are fascists.
The kind to question all the weird noises from upstairs
Unfortunately just biology, but, i say I’m not testing it on that commenter’s live animals
I’m not a visual artist, but to me that’s a good look for a comic book character
Nice. Bukowski-inspired, bitter AI tasked with documenting its own downfall. Or not? My question is opposite what I usually ask: how much of this is in the human designed code and prompts?
This happened recently to my relative, who was housing a young guy from her church. Kind of a shit, but mostly harmless. Everybody knew there was only one cat in her house, a small black cat, and then a huge orange cat next door. He got the two cats confused and didn’t say anything for three days about the strange cat hiding in the house until the neighbor became very persistent.
well what did you expect
me with my business: selling uncharged, possibly unchargeable batteries
“dISCOUNT?”
He wont shut the fuck up