Glad that they mention, albeit a ways in, that reports of other carriers being down are because people try to call Verizon-serviced phones and freak out on Downdetector when it doesn’t go through.

Waiting for the “It was totally self defense so I shot her in the freakin’ face a bunch of times.” Fucking cowards. I hope you all get the brazen bull.

There’s a fair number of common antidepressants that’ll pop for PCP.

“You got an uphill battle here, counselor. She did look at him crossways.”

Always check the label before you leave the pharmacy. I do that with one I only get from Northstar. There have been a few times the pharmacy blew past the order, and I make sure to take it out at the counter in case I need to send it back (they won’t take it back otherwise).

You just talk about the broad strokes (removing “red tape” around construction) and he’s orange putty in your hands. Slap him on the funnies and he’s got Garfield on his forehead.

Nothing against the overseas sellers on their products (frequently excellent), but this is a common webpage design, and it bums me out when good products are otherwise available beneath the sludge. Looking at you, Wurkkos.

Tetanus? Jesus kick flipping Christ.

You are correct. Freud’s analyses, like the dream about Nora, are more revealing about Freud than they are about psychoanalysis in general.

All that lossy-ass bitrate music that sounds like a telephone underwater, shame

It’s not a “purple state.” It’s a red state that had a couple moonshine-laden hiccups. Don’t pin any hopes on it.

ProPublica (I believe) also did a massive rundown of all the manufacturers that weren’t up to par but still were allowed to continue manufacturing generics anyways, as you mention. This is just another piece in a much larger issue that they seem to be the only ones really getting at. While generics may technically have the same active ingredient, the other 99% of that pill can make a huge difference.

The ghost of Steve Jobs: “blow them shii smoove off”

…while listening to the radio play-by-play telling them it was going to right field.