I want to believe you, but as a scientist I require evidence.

That handle is on the wrong side, unless it’s for someone who is left handed.

Which proves Middle Earth was in South America.

We can still agree that it’s warm though, right?

Surely this reply to your masterful comment was written by a moist human! Bleep bloop.

They should show that video in grammar school

I’m ready!

If you disagree with the science, perhaps you should do your own study?