Part of being a good comedian is understanding concepts like time, place, and audience. You clearly do not understand these things.

Sure, they could just steal the vote like they probably did in 2024

Oh, please, what the fuck are you on about? Don’t take pages out of their playbook, it never ends well.

Nor should they be under this type of charge. I’m sure there are other charges that can be brought against them though.

Okay, I admit that’s an interesting fact I wasn’t aware of. However, based on the Wikipedia article you linked to, I seriously doubt one could expect the charge to hold up against ICE superiors. It might work to charge the other officers that were there when the woman was killed, but I would bet charging anyone absent of the direct event would be deemed too remote.

You can’t charge anyone but the murderer with felony murder charges.

Wow, the amount of baseless criticism ITT that doesn’t in any way suggest the commenters have read the article is insane.

The article says the judge has ruled against Trump and his administration in the past. What evidence do you have that he was “hand picked?”

MAGA is basically a screaming toddler at the beach, running around wrecking everyone else’s sand castles because they never bothered to build their own and don’t like seeing other people happy.

What are you talking about? There have been investigations, prosecutions, and convictions. This is unfortunately quite real.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/us/fraud-minnesota-somali.html

Those poor kids are about to get fucked.

I like Tim Walz, but unfortunately, he fucked up. Should have had more oversight in his system. I’m for social welfare programs, but they can get abused, which is why it’s critical that they’re well-funded enough to be efficient and have good oversight to make sure they’re not open to too much fraud.

To be honest, I don’t think Democrats on the whole have done social welfare well. Admittedly, that’s often because Republicans get in the way of giving the systems adequate funding, but even in most Blue states, they’re inadequately funded.

Anyway, it’s too bad he’s going out this way. He was otherwise a great governor.

I did mean pro-life! Thanks for catching that. Comment edited.

Except it’s not and never is. You have to prove causation.

I hate to break it to you, but the people who are the most strenuously pro-life are Christian bible thumpers who believe people shouldn’t even be having sex before marriage, and even afterwards solely for the purposes of having children. So, if you have a baby you weren’t trying to have, you’ve sinned in their eyes. For a father to abandon his paternalistic responsibility to their child is another sin, so I don’t think they’d really care if the law forced him to at least pay child support.

Believe me, I’ve had this conversation with members of my family who are like this and it doesn’t trap them in the set of consequences you think it does. They’re perfectly fine with them.

“Well, at least I ain’t got the ‘tism!” —MAGA Antivaxxer

These chucklefucks probably think herd immunity is what their cows have.

It takes me about one second to read the time on an analogue clock, and yes, some slight cognitive effort compared to a digital clock. The main thing is to get it into your head that every elapsed number from the top “12” position is five minutes. So, when the minute hand is pointed at the “2,” it means 10 minutes into the hour, 15 minutes when it’s pointed at the “3”, 30 minutes at the “6,” etc. once you’ve got that wired into your brain, reading the minutes becomes much easier, which is usually what slows people down in the beginning.

Trump and his administration aren’t doing this out of some rational thought process; this is purely to hurt people he considers his enemies. Our people voted into office a pathological narcissist, a whining, conniving, conning baby of a man, a man who should have remained an unsuccessful joke. Those who voted for him and regret it now deserve their suffering. It’s just so unfortunate that so many other people, who never wanted to give this man power, have to suffer along with them.

I just hope that when his term is over, Trump’s MAGA cult will disintegrate and American politics will return to some semblance of sanity (as sane as any political system can called, at least). I, for one, will never forgive the idiots and evil people who voted for him—including the radical Christian lunatics in my own family.

I guarantee you most of our citizens don’t read the NY Times and are too poorly educated to understand the potential consequences of this.

Trick #1 in the psychopath playbook: accuse your opponent of whatever bad thing you’re actually doing.

I agree with you as well of the spirit of what the study in the article is trying to do, but I do object to the terminology they used, as it muddies the waters unnecessarily. A term like “underemployed” is much better than “functionally unemployed.”