Thank you! Happy New Year 🎉 🥳

They’d probably hold the Falcon in a tractor beam. We know the Falcon hates tractor beams.

It’s all just a big misunderstanding!

Plot armor deflector screens.

“Gentlemen, we must fart together–or else, we shall surely fart separately!”

Now that’s a beautiful way to put it.

“The language is that of Memphis, which I will not utter here.”

I see Gandalf has heard about Second Christmas!

Why didn’t they ride the flies to Mordor?

Or else you’ll be funky.

Can confirm.

Artist: Jane Zei

I’m proud of this kid, too. Crying doesn’t diminish you no matter who you are; everyone has the right to their feelings.

“It’s OK for macho men to show every emotion available right there, you know. Because I’ve cried a thousand times [and] I’m gonna cry some more. But, I’ve soared with eagles and slithered with the snakes and everywhere in between and I’m gonna tell you something right now: there’s one guarantee in life and that is that there are no guarantees, yeah. And…understand this: nobody likes a quitter, nobody said life was easy. So if you get knocked down, take the standing eight count, get back up and fight again and you’re a macho manic, dig it.”

Ya gotta brush your teeth

Just get the car to the winner’s circle. Everything after is the mechanics’ problem!

Brush goes spinny.

Rock You Like a Shiticane 🎶

It’s okay, I know SQL!