
Or wiping my ass, which I don’t do in front of other people either. It isn’t referring to every literal thing we do.
The context is about whether someone does the right thing when not being watched. As on their virtues aren’t just performative.

Or wiping my ass, which I don’t do in front of other people either. It isn’t referring to every literal thing we do.
The context is about whether someone does the right thing when not being watched. As on their virtues aren’t just performative.

It is literally saying that your values are what you do even when no one is watching, meaning not picking and choosing/


Now print it at full size!
Third expectation is a dealbreaker!
They can, but they don’t know how to dumb it down enough for their minions to understand.

A strong imagination!

It is plausible that someone who did things repeatedly for years might do that thing out of context. This is an unlikely extreme, but it is plausible or it wouldn’t land as a joke.
Of course it didn’t happen to the person who told the joke. Most comedy bits like this are either ‘what if’ or extremely embellished to the point of being fictional with something real that was vaguely similar. It is still funny to think about how it could happen, because it might remind us of stuff that other people or even ourselves have done that was stupid and illogical due to habits.
Oh, I thought it was just a yellow background!
You illustrated ‘clean coal’.


Maybe every 5 or so years, and generally there has been something worth upgrading the mobo for like new connections for storage. So far it has been when it struggled with 75+ FPS in games that I care about at the settings I want.
Since it is so spread out I can’t say it is a solid pattern, but so far each CPU and mobo upgrade have been together with a new set of RAM and occasionally I get extra RAM in between. Hard drives/SSDs and GPUs are whenever but generally they are years apart too.


Assumes that the bulb can be touched, that it is hot when turned on, and that the position of the switch for ‘on’ is the standard position.


They shot them 45 fucking minutes later?
Jesus fucking Christ. Everyone involved needs to face a court martial and should hang.


That is part of why I have avoided them, far easier to mix and match AMD stuff to meet my price points since their sockets stick around so long!
Each PC lasts me at least 5 years. I am three or so years on my 5800x3d with a 7090XT I picked up last year and the whole setup will probably still be rocking games past 2030.


I only change motherboards when moving up to the next RAM format or CPU chipset. I stick with AMD due to cost and low thermals, and while their CPU generations shared the same interface I had one mobo for DDR3, one for DDR4, etc.
Can’t wrap my head around constantly upgrading the mobo to be honest. Sure, they have lots of features but I haven’t seen a situation where a mobo would be an upgrade worth doing without also upgrading everything else.
Yeah, those people are annoying too.
All of the worst programmers I have worked with do that exact thing and refuse to acknowledge that they might have misunderstood what was said.
The good ones ask for clarification when something sounds weird.
“There is no need to be malicious when incompetence will provide the same result” - ChatGPT


I wasn’t saying that fewer jobs was the cause of increasing prices.
It doesn’t really work in the context as written, but now I see what you are going for. If you had gone with ‘…choosing to be picking’ I probably would have caught it.