I prefer Kali because dragons are freakin awesome.

Portugal has access to additional “on fire cut up sausage thing grill (chouriço assado)”… and we must seize it.

In fact, let’s forget the video hosting site.

It’s probably going to get worse before it gets better. The YouTube algorithm favors low effort frequent posting, so AI slop is perfect for the platform.

Break the German enigma machine!
“It doesn’t work like that.”
…SUDO BREAK GERMAN ENIGMA MACHINE.

Didn’t we just seduce the Neanderthals with our sexy sexy moves, and then combined our unga-bunga genes?

Kind of wild that the government wants to kill privacy online but still funds Tor.

I’d imagine if a nacho got stuck in the breathing machine it could make a high pitched “WheeEEEEeee!” Which would have disturbed the audience.

This was a really sad movie, especially when he found out about sudo in the end.

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

Asset tag: Broken printer.
Office location: BROKEN PRONTER.
Requester: BOOKEN PINTOOOR!!!

Ma’am, in the ticket you indicated “Shits busted” but could you give me some additional details?