Teacher can fwip that fucker out and dekopin you right between the eyes without even getting up
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rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Grippy handles too. Luxury.English
90·11 days agoThe shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.
That some hot ass pussy
I find it useful for when I have to respond to a communication and all I want to say is invective and a curse-laden rant about what a fucking poorly thought out terminal prolapse of an idea that particular thing would be, and I can ask it to reword my arguments in a professional manner that won’t get me either fired or committed to supervisory care.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Trump, 79, Rants Incoherently About Robots and AIEnglish
321·17 days agoMore people are working right now in the United States than at any other time in our history.
The same can be said year on year every single year (except 2020) due to population and economic growth.
What he doesn’t say is that the divergence between the average wage and the cost of living has never been greater. So, while more people are available to work, they are earning less per hour in bread and bricks than they were 5, 10, 15, 20 (etc.) years ago.
Resolution: Issue solved by applying patch.
So 75000km/s is too fast? Boooo, get off the road grandad!
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Software Gore@lemmy.world•The reboot isn't what I expected
2·25 days agoI see you, John Dooorian
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Did Microsoft do anything right in 2025? Wins, fails, and WTF momentsEnglish
11·27 days agoThere are some decent performance and memory improvements in .Net 10, particularly around iterators and local variables within iterator scopes.
Beyond that, na, not much.
Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it’s the top one
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•don't do ai and code kids
4·2 months agoI love that it stopped responding after fucking everything up because the quota limit was reached 😆
It’s like a Jr. Dev pushing out a catastrophic update and then going on holiday with their phone off.
Say it yourself, you horny meatbag!
Would you believe me if I said no?
Also, why?
The tasks are all awaiting each other
If you properly divide your instances between providers and regions and use load balancing which uses a corum of 3 availability model then it can be zero downtime pretty fairly guaranteed.
People be cheap and easy tho, so 🤷♂️



If only there were a mesh network of satellites allowing remote internet-disconnected areas to access the web which WASN’T run by the egomaniacal fucktoy of a despotic psychopath…