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" Hey guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this."

It’s all fun and games until the butt wiggle starts. Then it’s fun, games and a playful mauling.

Left handed rulers are also a thing, and surprisingly helpful even if you’re right handed. The scale runs from the right to the left, so if you hold it with your left hand the zero is on the stick out to the right.

They were more like a RAID (Redundant Array of Inexpensive Descendents) array. You didn’t have to restore from the backup, the next one was already ready and up-to-date.

I’m sorry for you Ioss. Was it caused by poor font design?

Whilst I agree with your overall point, this isn’t about them touching his pay, but his military pension.

Well, of course not, I bet you haven’t even given her any coins. How’s she supposed to practice?

The printer running

Well, I’m no PugJesus, but I believe this is a reference to the ill fated Donner Party expedition of pioneers attempting to make the east to west journey to California. They became stranded in the Sierra Nevada region during the winter of 1846-47, and ended up resorting to eatting the bodies of the party members who’d perished in order to survive.

These are all very cute, but Junior really loves their stocking.

Writes code.

Realises that debugging code that was written by the lunatic that is yourself two nights ago is going to be a big part of her life.

dies

We’ve all had debugging sessions where that feels like the best option. Right?

It depends if you want the images or previous versions of wikipedia too. The current version is about 25Gb compressed, the dump with all versions is aparently multiple terabytes. They don’t say how much media they have, but I’m guessing it’s roughly “lots”.