Purple is the best city in the forest.

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets.

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

The river stole the gods.

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second.

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.

The steamer ran down the beach as the kite flew behind it.

There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding.

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal.

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint.

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.