It makes the volcano spirits super happy though

“young, nubile, girls” jfc throw these creeps in a volcano

Also the notepad guy is immediately faxing their notes directly to the police and any advertising data brokers who ask for them

We’re writing an online banking service entirely in brainfuck. Backend, frontend, even middleend if we have to

For wikipedia you’ll want to use Kiwix. A full backup of wikipedia is only like 100GB, and I think that includes pictures too.