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I never noticed before, but ex-lax gives you smooth movements.

Honeywell licenses their name for consumer products. They dont actually make that stuff anymore.

They sold the rights to make the magic wand about a decade ago. No longer Hitachi, alas.

Cheap things from China often have recycled or re-purposed parts. I had an antenna that came apart and is actually a tape measure with some rubber over it just soldered right to a threaded connector.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Mr Bruce hears the same joke at least every week, so it isnt funny to him anymore. Everyone else either didnt get it or rolled their eyes.

source: haver of a memey name. been through this countless times.